Hey Goose cool pic bro you look alot like my homie in new jersey!
What does everyone else think ???
Take care
Alski

Ok as you all kno im green behind the ears, so yesterday I was on my computer (exploring) seeing how it responds to different things I punch in and I came across this thing called urban dictionary,soo I started having fun with it. there's this little blue bar at the top of the page that has :(word of the day / browse / live / chat , so on so forth so I clicked on (chat )because half the fun being new to a computer is chating to people and friends in only God kno's where! right, so here I am watching these people chat to each other, but theres only one thing wrong *(lol)* I don't have a clue to what the hell their saying to each other at all.
so I figure ok I can jump in and maybe learn what some of this exotexting what ever is,ha, right! I wrote wat is lawl? nobody answered ,so I sat back kept reading on trying to figure out this cyber talk . with out embarrassing myself, so I said what the hell these people don't kno who I am and the only way to learn is to jump in and learn, so here goes......
wats lawl? finally I got a response from queifboy, he said it means laugh out loud (moron)
I got alittle upset but had to keep going now, I mean I wanna learn so let's just do this I jumped in again and asked wats o.O mean? no response again! ok well do this all day if we have to. wats lawlz mean? wats 4+2 mean? thats when queifboy jumped in again and
literally tore me a new asshole! he wrote back *(guest 380996 is a retard)* just started running me over guest 380996 this and guest 380996 is so retarded this and that ,
and then started in on mom jokes! well that's where I draw the line. my mom passed away
last year God rest her loving sole. I let him have it saying F/U PUNK ur a big man talking ***t on line, then hot chick jumped in and said cyber fight cyber fight!!!!! and queifboy came back with ur on a text dictionary site u moron!!! so I felt like the biggest idiot ever duh!!! then I realized at how old these people are chatting here 9/10/12/ 14/ 16/ 17/ almost 17 lol.
I was like OMF***ingG these are kids all kids ranging from 9 to 17 that explains why I don't under stand a f***ing thing their saying they got their own language here. so I starting looking up their slang talk. these are some nasty filthy dirty mounth evil kids I"ve ever known! I mean these kids live in a different world than I do. it's no wonder parents don't understand their kids today, they don't live in our world anymore, they have their own.
we're just here to support them until they can support them selfs! so back to the urban dictionary chat thing, I had to jump in one last time, get my licks in on BIG QUEIFBOY!
I said hey queifboy why don't u be a good little boy and take out the trash for mommy!!!
insted of sitting on ur fat lazy ass trying to be a cyber porn star!!! and signed out by saying
gtg ttyl, gotta go to work so I can pay my bills and buy my wife and kids nice things and give them a nice secure comfortable life they so deserve...  see ya!!!
I'll tell ya what my computer open my eyes to alot of shit !!! I wont be so nieve when it comes to my kids growing up, I wanna be in their world with them and I want them to feel the same way !!!
P.S I can not believe the age of these kids having sex and the kind their having! nowadays,
anal sex / schock sex / rave / group sex, ect. call me old but I never dreamed of sex like that when I was growing up !!! I can say one thing I will continue to keep my girls in private christian schools as long as I can at least that way they have half a chance to grow up the way I was raised. thats the problem w/ kids today they have (1) no guidance and (2) no foundation) I feel they are theeeeee most important lessons in life growing up!
I pray to God my girls don't grow up like the kids on urban chat line.

                                                                      ttfn GOD BLESS!